Amazon prides itself on being able to provide customers with anything they need, or may be looking for.  From the most popular products, to the oddest products, Amazon will have the item for you. With an unimaginable amount of products to choose from, you can search for the dumbest, craziest, or wildest item, and chances are, Amazon will have it. With that being said, here are 10 of the weirdest things for sale on Amazon.

1. Nothing

The gift of nothing |

If you’re someone who has received everything you’ve ever wanted, the gift of nothing will be the most precious thing of all.  For a price of just $9, you can buy the gift of nothing for your special someone. It’s a gift that they’ll surely cherish forever.

2. Bacon Bandages

Bacon bandages |

Wrapping up your cut in a kids bandage like Blue’s Clues is one thing; well it’s actually pretty cool. However, closing that cut of yours in a bacon bandage is taking your accident to a whole new level.  For only $8, you can wear your very own bacon bandages next time you have a fall.

3. Yodeling Pickle

Yodeling pickle |

Who doesn’t love to yodel? If you don’t, well don’t even bother looking at this item.  However, for those of you who love to yodel, or ever thought about starting, the yodeling pickle is for you!  For a bargain of $11.19, you can have your very own yodeling pickle, perfect for an Instagram video.

4. Unicorn Meat

Unicorn meat |

Remember all your life being told unicorns don’t exist? Well, that story may not be all that true afterall.  For everyone watching their diet, or who simply love unicorns, unicorn meat provides you with an excellent source of sparkles.  For only $12, you can grab your very own can of unicorn meat. If you still don’t believe in unicorns, think about this – where did the unicorn meat come from?

5. Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper

Glow in the dark toilet paper |

This is pretty self-explanatory.  Next time you take a crap at night, you won’t have to turn on the lights.  This toilet paper will actually glow, providing you with light as you’re wiping yourself.  For a bargain of only $9, join the bathroom revolution, and get yourself some glow in the dark toilet paper.  What more could you want?

6. A Pound of Fat

Fat |

Are you trying to lose weight, but struggling to find that motivation? For only $23.10, you can have that perfect weight-loss motivator!  Just looking at the pound of fat will make you want to lose weight and gain muscle!

7. Woman with an Inhaler Decal

Woman with inhaler |

Did you just move into a new house? Looking to fill up that empty space on your wall?  Amazon has found the piece for you.  For a bargain price of $24.99, you can get the picture of a senior woman using her inhaler.  If you thought your family pictures were amazing, this wall decal will definitely become the center piece, creating for lots of conversations.

8. Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Shakespearean insult bandages |

Have you ever been insulted before? It’s not a pleasant feeling, unless of course, you were hoping for someone to insult you.  Well next time you fall, don’t bother with the regular bandages when you can get your very own set of 15 Shakespearean insult bandages.  Listed at a price of $7.02, you can pay money to be insulted next time you fall.

9. Wall Mural of an Asian Man

Wall mural of an asian man |

Want that perfect wall decal that has your friends talking?  Are you living alone and looking for someone to keep you company? You can stop your search, because for just $24.01 you can have your very own wall mural of an Asian business man.

10. 1500 Live Ladybugs

Ladybugs |

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind ladybugs; I actually think they’re pretty dope. Now it’s one thing to see the occasional ladybug, but it’s another thing to purchase 1500 of them.  Why do you need 1500 ladybugs? If you need 1500 ladybugs, luckily for you, they cost a cheap price of only $4.25, and are guaranteed to be delivered alive.